Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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