I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups