I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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