I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Dear god my vagina.
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