piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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