so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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