Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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