covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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