the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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