We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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