So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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