Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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