Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
there is puke in my bra ... again
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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