Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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