so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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