i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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