This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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