well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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