Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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