i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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