Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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