The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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