i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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