sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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