So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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