New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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