even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It was confusing and full of hummus
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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