How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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