I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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