No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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