I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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