hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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