i don't like sucking hair
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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