another moral hangover. fuck.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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