I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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