There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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