Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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