Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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