My hair reeks of homosexuality.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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