Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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