That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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