whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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