I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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