i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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