I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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