I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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