The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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