Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
another moral hangover. fuck.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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