oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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