so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so let's talk penis.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
