I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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