i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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