Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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