how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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